Danse Macabre

Sep 01

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

My dad used to do the morgue one and my friend who lived down the street (mind you this was before cell phones) came down to my house crying

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tamorapierce:

problackgirl:

Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.

If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, he’ll get around to you sooner or later.

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eiznekem:

people who are reblogging leaked nudes:

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"It doesn’t come in black."

the-catacombz:


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limuun:

月野うさぎ | tsukikage yayoi

limuun:

月野うさぎ | tsukikage yayoi

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